Glass Inside out Cyclone She felt a glass.. oh my god. A glass dildo tapped at the side of her hip. Where on earth did that come from? Really. “This,” the glass dildo slapped against her ivory skin, a patch of red flaring. “will be your punishment.
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I heard a story about a girl who took a glass test tube from a science lab and tried to use it as a dildo. The test tube shattered when whe put her legs together and the glass apparently destoyed her down there. General interesting facts?
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hey so i had a glass dildo that was in an S shape, it broke off inside of me when my bf was using it on me, theres no glass shards or anything but im bleeding from a cut on my tait basicly. i dont have health insurance, the bleeding seems to be slowing.... will it heal on its own? Is it true glass dildos are better for the enviroment?
I want to be green so Im wondering are they better for the enviroment. I had a meeting set up with Hillary Clinton because I heard she is the expert on this area and that she was traveling the world giving green advice to women, but she is unavailable. Ne budy now whre I can get wooden dildo?
I no need it for sex. It for relative. joke present? Cant use plastic cause allergic. Do they come wit vibrate feeture? and bad experiance with glass. Advice? Should I keep this a secret from my sister-in-law?
Yesterday my husband's sister asked us if we could babysit her 4 year old son Adam while she was gone on a business trip. We're very close to her and our nephew so of course we said yes. We live nearby and I don't work so it was no inconvenience for us. So he came to stay with us and we put him up in our guest bedroom for the night. After we got done tucking him into bed, my husband and I went back to our room. I was feeling frisky but my hubby wasn't comfortable with doing anything with our 4 year old nephew being in the next room, so I decided to take a bath while he went to bed.
The main bathroom is only accessible from our master bedroom, and I keep a few sex toys to use in there when my husband isn't around, so I decided to use one while I took my bath. It was very relaxing and I was enjoying myself, then I noticed the bathroom door start to open. I thought it was my husband coming in to tell me he changed his mind. I spread my legs apart and put my feet up on the sides of the bathtub trying to strike a sexy pose with the sex toy sticking up and I said mmm baby, have you come to help me with this great big dildo? Except when I looked up, it wasn't my husband who had walked in, it was my nephew! He was staring at the dildo sticking out of me and he had a shocked look on his face. I quickly covered up and called for my husband.
I guess my hubby had gone downstairs for a minute and left our bedroom door open and I guess he didn't know that Adam was still awake. It turns out Adam had come in to ask us for a glass of water and came in the bathroom when he noticed we weren't in bed. Now he's totally confused because he doesn't understand what he saw and I don't know how to explain it to him. I'm afraid to tell his mother what happened, and my husband doesn't seem to think we should either, but I think somebody needs to tell him something, and I'm afraid he might tell my sister-in-law what he saw anyway.
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