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FAQ about double dildo: Requiem for a Dream question...?
ok so i just finished watching the movie (good movie btw) and alot of people said before hand about how marion gets a double dildo shoved up her and i was just wondering when it actually happened? i THINK i know when it happened but the scene i'm thinking of doesn't even give off the impression it was a double one (i'm talking about the scene where she first meets the guy, can't remember his name, and he takes something out and says oh i'm not just taking it out for fresh air ). i was just wondering was it at that scene or another.
btw i'm not freaking doing this because i want too see someone get owned by a double dildo. i was just confused as to when it happened. Do you think my middle class wife is cheating on me?
The candles are what I remember most about our wedding day. Big, white bundles of simmering wax. High atop the church's altar, they were buring away the past and, I thought, searing open a new beginning. After my father-in-law danced with my bride one last time, I blew out the last candle and, before I knew it, my wife was blowing me in our hotel room as we ushered in the paradise that is married life......
Now she is living a double life--I think. Every morning before work, my middle class wife stockpiles her purse with an arsenal of fourteen dildos. Her boss at work, though, is a former Heisman trophy winner from the University of Miami. His hands are bigger than the tires on my Ford Focus (the vehicle my middle class wife bought me), and he's more handsome than Harrison Ford in a white turtleneck on a rainy day. Yet my wife calls me from the bathroom at her office and cries into the phone about how mountainous of an orgasm she is having, thanks, she says, to thoughts about how much thoughts about me turn her on and how far the 'dildo of the day' is plunged into her wet, steamy gash.
Is my middle class wife sleeping with the quarterback, or does she really deploy herself to the bathroom and manipulate her receiver that much? She does call me, but is it the plastic contraption from the purse that's pentrating her middle class box, or is it Mr. Award winner? UJD Industries has developed the Double Barreled Double Penetrator. What do u think of this dildonics disguise?
Research has shown that people are shy about buying dildonics, so having a disguised dildo is helpful. Also, if curious children are about and stumble onto a dildo, they will just think it is something else and move on to their Legos and Barbies.
Inspired by mamaseeta, UJD Industries brings you the Double Barreled Double Penetrator (DBDP).
This advanced dildonics system is designed to look like a typical double barreled shotgun. Most people keep their shotguns by their bedsides, so a shotgun is a perfect dildo disguise.
The DBDP comes in blue and pink.
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Furthermore, this is not your ordinary dildo. It can actually be loaded and fired with either lube, dush, or sprem with the toe actuated trigger. The forearm stock may be held by either or both hands or the buttstock can be butted into a corner or suctioned to a wall. A bipod or sandbag can also be used with the forearm stock.
However, the BEST part of the DBDP is the patented expandable double barrel separator slider block. This converts the 1 vadge 2 barrel standard configuration into a 1 vadge 1 cornhole double penetrator:
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DREW D,
This is my livelihood, bozo. I own yachts, mansions, and fancy cars from my successful dildonics designs. i'm in a state of shock. should i seek help?
i'm a 45 year old man. recently, during a high school reunion, i reconnected with a friend, john, i haven't seen in more than 20 years. we exchanged numbers and he asked me to visit his property in a remote area in a foreign country (i don't wish to name.)
i thought he would be lonely. he is also 45 and not married. he was also a bit of a weirdo in high school. the property is a strip of land almost completely isolated from the outside world.
when i finally arrived, i was shocked by what i saw. around 8-10 teenage girls ranging from age 14-19 came out to welcome me. they were all clad in schoolgirl uniforms except they were baring their midriffs and their skirts were way too short.
john told me that he adopted them mostly from eastern europe and latin america and he also homeschool them since they were little.
in a way, this looked like a prep school. girls were assigned dorm room except no one took studying seriously. they all seemed like sex-starved whores, constantly flashing their thongs and lifting their tops.
john explained that his education is to mold them into good little school whores. he tied them up during detention and spanked them with authority.
pole dancing was also a big part of their education (there is a pole dancing contest every friday night) as are the use of dildos.
naturally, i felt completely out of place and disgusted.
the girls were so naive that they didn't know they were being brainwashed and manipulated. they always dressed like skanks.
one of the girl went to the principal's office (john's office) for saying f*ck this school, but when she came out, the only thing that got f*cked was her.
a lot of them like to show off their boobs in random occasions. they also jerk off a lot and sometimes piss in public.
john also served them drinks and get them wasted before he takes advantage.
in their mission statement, the girls are to achieve less inhibitionism and to basically turned into f*k whores. the younger girls mostly dressed provocatively without going topless/nude while the sophomore walks around topless, bottomless, or nude. the fully brainwashed upper classmen are essentially john's dirty whores.
john showed me his student profile consisting of name, date of birth, age, bra size, height, weight, and shoe size. he dresses them up differently everyday after class (where uniforms are enforced) is over.
there is the pool party every weekend. girls get wasted and do all those unspeakable naughty stuff. he gives them baby oil, hard alcohol, and several dildos that he use to double penetrate them.
i feel so filthy after this experience that i cant even look at my wife and children in the eyes.
what should i do? should i seek help? new sex toy causes problems?
Ive got a new toy.Its a realistic double header dildo....first time I used it I cleaned it well right..so as im using it about 5 min. into play it started to burn really bad but I just keep going. 2nd time i used it,it done the same thing.even when I put it in my mouth to suck on it it makes my mouth burn too.what could it be just an allergic reaction or what?? What did she mean by this?
An RA is the moderator of a college dorm hall. She's a junior, we're freshmen.
We've been putting notes on our RAs door in girl's handwriting and pretty much hitting on her. We don't say who it is. In the notes we've asked if she's bisexual,told her we think she's hot, asked how to use a double ended dildo, and gave suggestions as to how she could improve as an RA so that she didn't think it was a joke.
My friend wrote on her board last night, You are really really hot. Call me babe! 852-489-1233 Meet ya in the showers! so I made a note that said, hey, who's the creep that put their number on your board? I had thought we weren't allowed to hit on the RAs. Did this change?
and she wrote on the board, Haha, there are neither rules for that or against it. I have info for you if you want it. Stop by
Why was she asking me to stop by? I didn't leave a name, and it was completely different handwriting than my own, but there's a chance she's caught on to who it was...me.
Some people on here had mentioned that they thought she was bicurious for me when I asked other questions about her. She had responded on her board to that one note we left about her being bisexual by saying, I am NOT but I totally support it. She also has a serious bf but he lives in Canada and we're in Arizona. Was she hitting on the person who wrote it(me)? Maybe trying to find out who's been writing the notes? What do you think?
So you think she knows it's me and she's hitting on me?
Last night, she told me she loved me so much and asked if I wanted to go to the movies with them. (Her and a couple other RAs).
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